Dial-a-Gourd

The question is not "Who do you call?"
but rather, What do you call them with?
The Home Phone?
The Car Phone?
The Cellular Phone?
The Portable Phone?
A Pay Phone?
Do you use a...
Rotary Phone?
Push Button Phone?
Hand Held or
Speaker Phone?
Oh yea, and what about a Gourd Phone?

Enjoy!

Artfully Yours,