"GE" Clock

Gee . . . What time is it?
Nobody seems to know.
Gee, does anybody really care?
The "GE" Clock is capable of keeping time in
several different countries simultaneously and at the same time.
The "GE" Clock is often accurate to within several days,
or even months at a time.
The "GE" Clock comes with and indestructible
invisibly nonexistent glass face.
It clicks it ticks it stops on a dime!
The"GE" Clock comes with a power cord attached
and no garuntee whatsoever.
Now you too can spend endless hours of fun not knowing
what time it really is!

Enjoy!